[syndicate] You can't talk to yourself but you sure can talk to Honey! (a perfect piece!)

[Alan Sondheim]

You can't talk to yourself but you sure can talk to Honey!


Script started on Sat Sep  2 17:18:51 2006
$ ytalk sondheim at panix.com
[H-------= YTalk version 3.3.0 =--------
[Ringing sondheim...]
[Waiting for connection...]
> [1] + Stopped              ytalk sondheim at panix.com
$ screen
[H-------= YTalk version 3.3.0 =--------
[Waiting for connection...]
[6;27H###########################
[8CMain Menu
[27D# a: add a user
[27D# d: delete a user
[27D# k: kill all unconnected #
[27D# o: options
[27D# r: rering all
[27D# s: shell
[27D# u: user list
[27D# w: output user to file  #
[27D# q: quit
[27D###########################
[10;25H################################
[32D# !: Output Which User?
[17D# @: sondheim at panix3.panix.
[5Dcom
[30D# a: sondheim at panix.
[12Dcom
[23D################################
[11;12H############################################
[13D############
[43Dame?
############################################
[13D############
[13;16Hzzz
[6C# Rering sondheim at panix.com?  #
[31D###############################
now I will tell you a fine story. I do not know where I am.
Honey, are you there, can you hear me? Hello hello!
Why it is my good friend
[7B###############################
[31D# Rering sondheim at panix.com?  #
[31D###############################
[4;25H, Mr. Tip!
[20B[1] + Stopped              ytalk sondheim at panix.com
$ ytalk sondheim at panix3.panix.com
[H-------= YTalk version 3.3.0 =--------
[Waiting for connection...]
[22B[2] + Stopped              ytalk sondheim at panix3.panix.com
$ ytalk sondheim at panix.com
[H-------= YTalk version 3.3.0 =--------
[Waiting for connection...]
[Ahello, are you there?
I am Mister Tip!
[19B[3] + Stopped              ytalk sondheim at panix.com
$ oh there are so many of us here!
/usr/local/bin/ksh: oh: not found
$ why won't I answer, I will answer, yes I will
> fg
ytalk sondheim at panix.com
[J-------= YTalk version 3.3.0 =--------
hello, are you there?
[Waiting for connection...]
I am Mister Tip!
[11;25H###############################
[31D# Rering sondheim at panix.com?  #
[31D###############################
Now I an l
m lonely beyond belief.
You have deserted me!
Wait and hold on!
[16B[3] + Stopped              ytalk sondheim at panix.com
$ fg 24800
/usr/local/bin/ksh: fg: 24800: no such job
$ fg ytalk sondheim at panix.com
/usr/local/bin/ksh: fg: ytalk: argument must be %job or process id
/usr/local/bin/ksh: fg: sondheim at panix.com:
argument must be %job or process id
$ fg 27142
/usr/local/bin/ksh: fg: 27142: no such job
$ exit
You have stopped jobs
$ fg
ytalk sondheim at panix.com
[J-------= YTalk version 3.3.0 =--------
hello, are you there?
I am Mister Tip!
Now I am lonely beyond belief.
You have deserted me!
Wait and hold on!
[11;25H###############################
[31D# Rering sondheim at panix.com?  #
[31D###############################
[AOh this is most silly!!
I cannot leave screen, scx
ript, application, and telnet!
Oh Honey, were are
here are you?
[13B$ fg
ytalk sondheim at panix3.panix.com
[J-------= YTalk version 3.3.0 =--------
[Waiting for connection...]
[11;22H######################################
[38D# Rering sondheim at panix3.panix.com?  #
[38D######################################

Message from Talk_Daemon at panix3.panix.com at 17:23 ...
talk: connection requested by sondheim at panix3.panix.com.
talk: respond with:  talk sondheim at panix3.panix.com

[16B[2] + Stopped              ytalk sondheim at panix3.panix.com
$ talk sondheim at panix3.panix.com
[H-------= YTalk version 3.3.0 =--------
[Waiting for connection...]
[Aoh no, where is mtalk
where is my talk daemon!?
Honey you are not here, I will scream screen!
[18B$ fg
ytalk sondheim at panix3.panix.com
[J-------= YTalk version 3.3.0 =--------
[11;22H######################################
[38D# Rering sondheim at panix3.panix.com?  #
[38D######################################

Message from Talk_Daemon at panix3.panix.com at 17:24 ...
talk: connection requested by sondheim at panix3.panix.com.
talk: respond with:  talk sondheim at panix3.panix.com

[16B[2] + Stopped              ytalk sondheim at panix3.panix.com
$ talk sondheim at panix3.panix.com
[H-------= YTalk version 3.3.0 =--------
[Waiting for connection...]
[Aoh no, I will be losing once again all I have saved forever!
Honey
, you
r breasts! My thick stem!
Look at the pictures honey!
[17B$ fg
ytalk sondheim at panix3.panix.com
[J-------= YTalk version 3.3.0 =--------
[11;22H######################################
[38D# Rering sondheim at panix3.panix.com?  #
[38D######################################

Message from Talk_Daemon at panix3.panix.com at 17:25 ...
talk: connection requested by sondheim at panix3.panix.com.
talk: respond with:  talk sondheim at panix3.panix.com

[16B[2] + Stopped              ytalk sondheim at panix3.panix.com
$ talk sondheim at panix3.panix.com
[H-------= YTalk version 3.3.0 =--------
[Waiting for connection...]
[Amy thick stem awaits your honey
o luscious lusioous lussy honey@
huney!huney!
$ fg
ytalk sondheim at panix3.panix.com
[J-------= YTalk version 3.3.0 =--------
[11;22H######################################
[38D# Rering sondheim at panix3.panix.com?  #
[38D######################################

Message from Talk_Daemon at panix3.panix.com at 17:26 ...
talk: connection requested by sondheim at panix3.panix.com.
talk: respond with:  talk sondheim at panix3.panix.com

[16B[2] + Stopped              ytalk sondheim at panix3.panix.com
$ talk sondheim at panix3.panix.com
[H-------= YTalk version 3.3.0 =--------
$ screen
$ where are you honey!?!?! Talk to me!
/usr/local/bin/ksh: where: not found
$ ^C
$ exit
[7B$ ps
PID TTY
[4CSTAT
[4CTIME COMMAND
684 ttyr0  S+   0:00.02 script
973 ttyr0  I
[4C0:00.00 leave +59
1145 ttyr0  R+   0:00.02 script
15047 ttyr0  T
[4C0:00.02 pico -z zz (pico-4.63)
16009 ttyr0- IW   0:00.00 leave +59
26367 ttyr0  I
[4C0:00.01 -ksh
7457 ttyr4  Is   0:00.00 /usr/local/bin/ksh -i
24800 ttyr4  T
[4C0:00.00 ytalk sondheim at panix.com (ytalk-3.3.0)
27142 ttyr4  S+   0:00.01 /usr/local/bin/screen-4.0.2
10363 ttyqi  T
[4C0:00.01 ytalk sondheim at panix3.panix.com (ytalk-3.3.0)
22499 ttyqi  R+   0:00.00 ps
29105 ttyqi  T
[4C0:00.02 ytalk sondheim at panix.com (ytalk-3.3.0)
29371 ttyqi  Ss   0:00.01 /usr/local/bin/ksh
$ screen
$ exit
You have stopped jobs
$ fg
ytalk sondheim at panix3.panix.com
[J-------= YTalk version 3.3.0 =--------
[11;22H######################################
[38D# Rering sondheim at panix3.panix.com?  #
[38D######################################
oh, misery!
[21B$ fg
ytalk sondheim at panix.com
[J-------= YTalk version 3.3.0 =--------
now I will tell you a fine story. I do not know where I am.
Honey, are you there, can you hear me? Hello hello!
Why it is my good friend, Mr. Tip!
[11;25H###############################
[31D# Rering sondheim at panix.com?  #
[31D###############################

Message from Talk_Daemon at panix3.panix.com at 17:27 ...
talk: connection requested by sondheim at panix3.panix.com.
talk: respond with:  talk sondheim at panix3.panix.com

sometimes you will drink my Mr. Tip!
[13B$ exit
[?1l
[24;1H
[screen is terminating]
You have stopped jobs
$ fg
ytalk sondheim at panix.com
[J-------= YTalk version 3.3.0 =--------
[3;1H[Waiting for connection...]
[24C###############################
[31D# Rering sondheim at panix.com?  #
[31D###############################
[Ringing sondheim...]
[24C###############################
[31D# Rering sondheim at panix.com?  #
[31D###############################
[H-------= YTalk version 3.3.0 =--------
[11B--------= sondheim at panix.com =--------
[24C###############################
[31D# Rering sondheim at panix.com?  #
[31D###############################
[H-------= YTalk version 3.3.0 =--------
[Waiting for connection...]
[22C####################################
[36D#           Ytalk Error            #
[36D#                                  #
[36D#  ytalk_user: bad ytalk contact   #
[36D#     Connection reset by peer     #
[36D####################################
[18D
[24C###############################
[31D# Rering sondheim at panix.com?  #
[31D###############################
[22B
$ fg
/usr/local/bin/ksh: fg: %%: no such job
$ exit


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