[syndicate] Re: Dear God,

[Michael Watson]

Thank you for your interest Mr. furtherfield.
 
The price is to surrender your SELF and no discounts are possible.
 
The Catholic Church and other highly vertical hierarchies are merely on probation and will return soon as valid outlets.
 
Keep doing what you are doing on the Internet. I have convinced Jesus to come back but he insists he will only come again as a non-physical Internet presence (he membled something about rusty nails and fucking thorns...)
 
God

furtherfield <info at furtherfield.org> wrote:
Hello God,

Are you able to offer a prescription so I only need to pay the wholesale price for my Inititiation into your non-Catholic order?

furtherfielder....



God

In Heaven

 

Dear Mr. furtherfield,

 

We have been watching you for a long time now and we are impressed! We would like you to be part of our growing organization on a permanent basis.

 

We understand the our competitor has been making you some very attractive offers. Let me assure you that we can match or beat any offer our competitor has to make. We are in this for the long haul, not here today, gone tomorrow.

 

Please contact us at the nearest non-Catholic church to explore this further.

 

Warm Regards,

God

 

P.S. Jesus abandoned you and he ain't coming back. I'll deal with him later.


furtherfield <info at furtherfield.org> wrote: Dear God,
hope you got the letter , and...
I pray you can make it better down here .
I don't mean a big reduction in the price of beer
but all the people that you made in your image , see
them starving on their feet 'cause they don't get
enough to eat from God, I can't believe in you
Dear God, sorry to disturb you, but... I feel that I should be heard
loud and clear . We all need a big reduction in amount of tears
and all the people that you made in your image , see them fighting
in the street 'cause they can't make opinions meet about God,
I can't believe in you
Did you make disease , and the diamond blue ? Did you make
mankind after we made you? And the devil too!
Dear God, don't know if you noticed , but... your name is on
a lot of quotes in this book , and us crazy humans wrote it, you
should take a look , and all the people that you made in your
image still believing that junk is true . Well I know it ain't , and
so do you, dear God, I can't believe in I don't believe in
I won't believe in heaven and hell . No saints , no sinners , no
devil as well . No pearly gates , no thorny crown . You're always
letting us humans down . The wars you bring , the babes you
drown . Those lost at sea and never found , and it's the same the
whole world 'round . The hurt I see helps to compound that
Father , Son and Holy Ghost is just somebody's unholy hoax ,
and if you're up there you'd perceive that my heart's here upon
my sleeve . If there's one thing I don't believe in
it's you... Dear God.

XTC -




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