[syndicate] Dear God,

[furtherfield]

Hello God,

Are you able to offer a prescription so I only need to pay the wholesale price for my Inititiation into your non-Catholic order?

furtherfielder....


  God

  In Heaven

   

  Dear Mr. furtherfield,

   

  We have been watching you for a long time now and we are impressed! We would like you to be part of our growing organization on a permanent basis.

   

  We understand the our competitor has been making you some very attractive offers. Let me assure you that we can match or beat any offer our competitor has to make. We are in this for the long haul, not here today, gone tomorrow.

   

  Please contact us at the nearest non-Catholic church to explore this further.

   

  Warm Regards,

  God



  P.S. Jesus abandoned you and he ain't coming back. I'll deal with him later.



  furtherfield <info at furtherfield.org> wrote: 
    Dear God,
    hope you got the letter , and...
    I pray you can make it better down here .
    I don't mean a big reduction in the price of beer
    but all the people that you made in your image , see
    them starving on their feet 'cause they don't get
    enough to eat from God, I can't believe in you
    Dear God, sorry to disturb you, but... I feel that I should be heard
    loud and clear . We all need a big reduction in amount of tears
    and all the people that you made in your image , see them fighting
    in the street 'cause they can't make opinions meet about God,
    I can't believe in you
    Did you make disease , and the diamond blue ? Did you make
    mankind after we made you? And the devil too!
    Dear God, don't know if you noticed , but... your name is on
    a lot of quotes in this book , and us crazy humans wrote it, you
    should take a look , and all the people that you made in your
    image still believing that junk is true . Well I know it ain't , and
    so do you, dear God, I can't believe in I don't believe in
    I won't believe in heaven and hell . No saints , no sinners , no
    devil as well . No pearly gates , no thorny crown . You're always
    letting us humans down . The wars you bring , the babes you
    drown . Those lost at sea and never found , and it's the same the
    whole world 'round . The hurt I see helps to compound that
    Father , Son and Holy Ghost is just somebody's unholy hoax ,
    and if you're up there you'd perceive that my heart's here upon
    my sleeve . If there's one thing I don't believe in
    it's you... Dear God.

    XTC -




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