[syndicate] \/\ dze or!g!n ov dze fam!l!

[Andrej Tisma]

If you live here, I mean Balkan, you can comprehend. If not, you can hardly
comprehend. Balkan is not just war, as you hear in your media, Balkan means
deep love, sharing, generosity. Those are things that foriners remerk here
first .
Of course war mongers try to induce hatred and conflicts, and with our
impulsive Balkanian people it is easy to do.
Andrej

----- Original Message -----
From: "astrëe galbiatta" <astreegalbiatta at free.fr>
To: <syndicate at anart.no>
Sent: Sunday, July 28, 2002 2:39 AM
Subject: Re: [syndicate] \/\ dze or!g!n ov dze fam!l!


> En réponse à Andrej Tisma <aart at eunet.yu>:
>
> er... i'm an ignorant, but this one seems mean to me
> & b.t.w., what is comprehend Balkans ?
> or, i should say, what is comprehend history, politics, strategy,
> re/e/volution, war, peace, ...
> what is comprehend mankind ?
> please help me
>
> astrëe
>
>
> > Ivo Big Mac, Coca-Cola (and micro-soft) man - does not comprehend
> > Balkans.
> >
> >
> > ----- Original Message -----
> > From: <integer at www.god-emil.dk>
> > To: <syndicate at anart.no>
> > Sent: Saturday, July 27, 2002 11:28 PM
> > Subject: [syndicate] \/\ dze or!g!n ov dze fam!l!
> >
> >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > "Ivo Skoric" <ivo at reporters.net>
> > >
> > >
> > > >Every succesful Balkan male
> > >
> > > these successful Balkan males you speak of [including your father]
> > > are but short fat family men
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > >over 40 suffers from high blood
> > > >pressure and some sort of a heart problem, including my dad and,
> > >
> > > family men eat + drink + dress as `pigs` because they are terrible
> > lovers.
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > >evidently, Slobodan Milosevic. I believe
> > >
> > > `pigs` are cowards.
> > >
> > > cowards choose duty over love.
> > >
> > > allora - 01 amalgam of naaaaaaaasssssstttty terribly dressed short
> > fat
> > ugly mafiosi.
> > >
> > >
> > > ost.europa desires a wondrous fashion spektakle
> > > + will beget 1.
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > >that high collesterol levels
> > > >were assumed to be a status symbol in former Yugoslavia, and
> > > >that men clogged their arteries with lard in an attempt to raise
> > their
> > > >sex appeal gently growing their beer/wine bellies as a sign of
> > > >prestige. Also, it is expected from a man to have short temper,
> > > >which again, contributes to the risk of heart disease. And they are
> > > >stubborn: they'd rather die than give up their habit.
> > > >
> > > >Seriously. Doctors told my dad that he was at risk of heart attack
> > > >20 years ago and that he should change diet, give up alcohol, live
> > > >less stressfully. He did not change anything, and he still lives
> > and
> > > >he is still at risk of heart attack, and fortunately he is on the
> > good
> > > >side of statistics (his diastolic pressure hasn't been under 100
> > for
> > > >the past 20 years). If Milosevic is of the same stock, he may live
> > > >longer than all the judges at ICTY despite whiskey, roasted lamb
> > > >and Cuban cigars.
> > > >
> > > >I didn't know that roasted lamb was Slobo's favorite dish. But I
> > > >should have expected. After all, in every culture status is
> > > >connected with a certain way of life, certain clothes, certain
> > foods,
> > > >drinks, sports, etc. Like here in the US, rich and socially
> > > >upscalish, play golf - in former Yugoslavia they played tennis
> > (note
> > > >that Tudjman was an avid tennis player). What do they eat here?
> > > >Lobster? I guess, there are too many options in the U.S. In former
> > > >Yugoslavia there was roasted lamb.
> > > >
> > > >Roasted lamb unites all post-Yugoslav countries: it is devoured by
> > > >upstanding Serbs, Croats and Bosnian Muslims alike. Croats and
> > > >Serbs also eat roasted pork, but the status of pork is clearly
> > below
> > > >lamb (and that is also reflected in price). Roasted lamb is also my
> > > >father's favorite dish. I ate so much roasted lamb when I was a kid
> > > >that I am now sick even thinking of it. If anyone is interested, I
> > can
> > > >give you a list of top restaurants in Zagreb, where you can get the
> > > >best roasted lamb (also the best time to go is March...), and the
> > > >mention of the last name that I share with my dad
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >  your father - lard + wine
> > >  you - health club
> > >
> > >  males love duty - even as boys.
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > >, will make head
> > > >waiters be very responsive to you.
> > > >
> > > >Lamb also needs to be bathed in copious quantities of white whine
> > > >(my dad's favorite: Grasevina from Kutjevo wineries). All in all I
> > > >remember my old man being able to eat a pound of lamb and drink
> > > >a quart of 'grasevina' - of course, that main dish was always
> > > >preceded with cevapcici and other (meat again) smaller dishes,
> > > >while we waited for the lamb to roast. Dishes without meat in
> > > >former Yugoslavia were not considered meals. I doubt Milosevic will
> > > >die. But maybe ICTY can enforce a healthier diet on him, that
> > > >doctors in Zagreb can't do with my dad.
> > > >
> > > >ivo
> > > >
> > > >ps - on Holbroke's drink: pear brandy is higher up on status ladder
> > > >than plum brandy; every schmuck drinks plum brandy; of course
> > > >Milosevic got his US friend drunk on the best available brandy
> > > >around....
> > >
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