[syndicate] \/\ dze or!g!n ov dze fam!l!

[astrëe galbiatta]

En réponse à Andrej Tisma <aart at eunet.yu>:

er... i'm an ignorant, but this one seems mean to me
& b.t.w., what is comprehend Balkans ?
or, i should say, what is comprehend history, politics, strategy, 
re/e/volution, war, peace, ...
what is comprehend mankind ?
please help me

astrëe


> Ivo Big Mac, Coca-Cola (and micro-soft) man - does not comprehend
> Balkans.
> 
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> From: <integer at www.god-emil.dk>
> To: <syndicate at anart.no>
> Sent: Saturday, July 27, 2002 11:28 PM
> Subject: [syndicate] \/\ dze or!g!n ov dze fam!l!
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> > "Ivo Skoric" <ivo at reporters.net>
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> >
> > >Every succesful Balkan male
> >
> > these successful Balkan males you speak of [including your father]
> > are but short fat family men
> >
> >
> >
> > >over 40 suffers from high blood
> > >pressure and some sort of a heart problem, including my dad and,
> >
> > family men eat + drink + dress as `pigs` because they are terrible
> lovers.
> >
> >
> >
> > >evidently, Slobodan Milosevic. I believe
> >
> > `pigs` are cowards.
> >
> > cowards choose duty over love.
> >
> > allora - 01 amalgam of naaaaaaaasssssstttty terribly dressed short
> fat
> ugly mafiosi.
> >
> >
> > ost.europa desires a wondrous fashion spektakle
> > + will beget 1.
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > >that high collesterol levels
> > >were assumed to be a status symbol in former Yugoslavia, and
> > >that men clogged their arteries with lard in an attempt to raise
> their
> > >sex appeal gently growing their beer/wine bellies as a sign of
> > >prestige. Also, it is expected from a man to have short temper,
> > >which again, contributes to the risk of heart disease. And they are
> > >stubborn: they'd rather die than give up their habit.
> > >
> > >Seriously. Doctors told my dad that he was at risk of heart attack
> > >20 years ago and that he should change diet, give up alcohol, live
> > >less stressfully. He did not change anything, and he still lives
> and
> > >he is still at risk of heart attack, and fortunately he is on the
> good
> > >side of statistics (his diastolic pressure hasn't been under 100
> for
> > >the past 20 years). If Milosevic is of the same stock, he may live
> > >longer than all the judges at ICTY despite whiskey, roasted lamb
> > >and Cuban cigars.
> > >
> > >I didn't know that roasted lamb was Slobo's favorite dish. But I
> > >should have expected. After all, in every culture status is
> > >connected with a certain way of life, certain clothes, certain
> foods,
> > >drinks, sports, etc. Like here in the US, rich and socially
> > >upscalish, play golf - in former Yugoslavia they played tennis
> (note
> > >that Tudjman was an avid tennis player). What do they eat here?
> > >Lobster? I guess, there are too many options in the U.S. In former
> > >Yugoslavia there was roasted lamb.
> > >
> > >Roasted lamb unites all post-Yugoslav countries: it is devoured by
> > >upstanding Serbs, Croats and Bosnian Muslims alike. Croats and
> > >Serbs also eat roasted pork, but the status of pork is clearly
> below
> > >lamb (and that is also reflected in price). Roasted lamb is also my
> > >father's favorite dish. I ate so much roasted lamb when I was a kid
> > >that I am now sick even thinking of it. If anyone is interested, I
> can
> > >give you a list of top restaurants in Zagreb, where you can get the
> > >best roasted lamb (also the best time to go is March...), and the
> > >mention of the last name that I share with my dad
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >  your father - lard + wine
> >  you - health club
> >
> >  males love duty - even as boys.
> >
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> > >, will make head
> > >waiters be very responsive to you.
> > >
> > >Lamb also needs to be bathed in copious quantities of white whine
> > >(my dad's favorite: Grasevina from Kutjevo wineries). All in all I
> > >remember my old man being able to eat a pound of lamb and drink
> > >a quart of 'grasevina' - of course, that main dish was always
> > >preceded with cevapcici and other (meat again) smaller dishes,
> > >while we waited for the lamb to roast. Dishes without meat in
> > >former Yugoslavia were not considered meals. I doubt Milosevic will
> > >die. But maybe ICTY can enforce a healthier diet on him, that
> > >doctors in Zagreb can't do with my dad.
> > >
> > >ivo
> > >
> > >ps - on Holbroke's drink: pear brandy is higher up on status ladder
> > >than plum brandy; every schmuck drinks plum brandy; of course
> > >Milosevic got his US friend drunk on the best available brandy
> > >around....
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