What will I do, if I learn...

[eldar karhalev]

http://www.karhalev.net/what/


If I learn, that I will die tomorrow, I will go to the chat and have a talk
for an hour or so, what I have never done. Hi! - Hi! - How are you? -
Fine... - :-) - :-)))))



If I learn, that I will die tomorrow, I will hire a taxi and drive at crazy
speed along the night city and obligatory ask the taxi driver to keep silent
during this time.



If I learn, that I will die tomorrow, I will take a very expensive
prostitute for myself with all the money I have.



If I learn, that I will die tomorrow,  I will get drunk, as it is usually
done in such cases.



If I learn, that I will die tomorrow,  the network slaughter in Quake will
be the best occupation before it, hundreds of deaths and all of them will be
virtual.



If I learn, that I will die tomorrow,  I will  make an Internet translation
of my dying.



If I learn, that I will die tomorrow,  I will obligatory phone Her and admit
everything.



If I learn, that I will die tomorrow,  I will place my telephone number in
the newspaper advertisement , so that everyone can phone me and enquire
about my health.



If I learn, that I will die tomorrow,  I will send the news about my death
to all news agencies of the world.



If I learn, that I will die tomorrow,  I will go to work in the morning as
if nothing has happened and die at my work place as a victim of capitalism.



If I learn, that I will die tomorrow,  I will put up my soul for electronic
auction in the Internet, let it serve to somebody else.



If I learn, that I will die tomorrow,  I will leave behind my death and rush
from the high bridge into the river.



If I learn, that I will die tomorrow,  I will write the letter to my parents
and when they receive it,  I will not be alive any more.



If I learn, that I will die tomorrow,  I will buy something I have dreamed
about but never thought to buy.



If I learn, that I will die tomorrow,  I will destroy everything I have
done, as a real artist.



If I learn, that I will die tomorrow, I will eat properly at last.



If I learn, that I will die tomorrow,  I will send  the E-mail letters full
of balderdash to all my friends and  they will answer to an already   dead
man.



If I learn, that I will die tomorrow,  I will sink my computer in the sea,
and it will not pass to anybody.



If I learn, that I will die tomorrow,  I will have a date with somebody and
will not come.



If I learn, that I will die tomorrow,  I will write out on a peace of paper
all things, which I had no time to do, frame it and hang up on a wall.



If I learn, that I will die tomorrow, I will watch three of my most favorite
films: "Nostalgia" ,"Apocalipsis Now", "Dolche Vita"



If I learn, that I will die tomorrow, I will make everything so it will not
be a shame to die.



If I learn, that I will die tomorrow, I will obligatory sleep properly.


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