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> is the list smakd again +?

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> NEW YORK - A public school teacher was arrested today at John F. Kennedy
> International Airport as he attempted to board a flight while in 
> possession
> of a ruler, a protractor, a set square, a slide rule, and a calculator.
> At a morning press conference, Attorney General Alberto Gonzalez said he
> believes the man is a member of the notorious Al-gebra movement. He 
> did not
> identify the man, who has been charged by the FBI with carrying 
> weapons of
> math instruction.
> "Al-gebra is a problem for us," Gonzalez said. "They desire solutions by
> means and extremes, and sometimes go off on tangents in a search of 
> absolute
> value. They use secret code names like 'x' and 'y' and refer to 
> themselves
> as 'unknowns,' but we have determined they belong to a common 
> denominator of
> the axis of medieval with coordinates in every country. As the Greek
> philanderer Isosceles used to say, 'There are 3 sides to every triangle.'
> 'When asked to comment on the arrest, President Bush said, "If God had
> wanted us to have better Weapons of Math Instruction, He would have 
> given us
> more fingers and toes." White House aides told reporters they could not
> recall a more profound statement ever made by the president.
>