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integer at www.god-emil.dk
integer at www.god-emil.dk
Wed Nov 30 07:26:37 CET 2005
>New work:
Sex is the only work which is new
>A user's identity is
>determined by reading the username of the user currently logged on to
>the laptop.
Konztatazie: you have yet to become a full human being
>you're also the life of The Party at the Center of the Universe
Visualizing Your Tendependanceies = simply.komplex + korporat fascist
>Hubbles law describes
Please listen carefully to this Human law:
If the _only data you post in this public space are announcements
[to shortcuts to becoming a human being] your identity shall be deleted
from the center of the universe.
In conclusion Mr. Thinkpad, make a CONSCIOUS effort and update your software such
that you see others as the center of the universe.
The Universe
>New work:
>
>http://pallit.lhi.is/tpcu/
>
>The Party at the Center of the Universe is an attempt at using data
>generated by the public to generate a spatial construct on the
>internet. This spatial construct takes into consideration the user's
>position in space, orientation in space and identity. Each of these
>factors will affect the way a person is represented in the
>constructed space. A user's position is determined by reading the
>strength of their wireless network connection. A user's orientation
>is determined by reading the values of the accelerometer (Sudden
>Motion Sensor) built in to their laptop. A user's identity is
>determined by reading the username of the user currently logged on to
>the laptop. The readings are made by a downloadable Dashboard widget
>and does not depend on the user's concious interaction. It runs in
>the background, transmitting the necessary information to the party
>at 5 second intervals. It does not interfere with normal use of the
>computer and the user is free to shutdown the widget at any time if
>they wish (but it's more fun to know that even though you're in the
>middle of an important board meeting or giving a presentation to
>people who hold your destiny in the palms of their wallets... er...
>hands, you're also the life of The Party at the Center of the Universe).
>
>Hubbles law describes how every point in space sees itself as the
>center of the Universe. Due to an effect similar to the Doppler
>effect experienced when an ambulance speeds past, the Universe
>appears to be expanding away from every point in space, in all
>directions. So a space that has the potential to be a single locative
>indicator of every point in space, must be the embodiment of the
>Center of the Universe... and we're throwing a party! BYOB, good
>company and music is provided.
>
>Due to the hardware requirements, the currently available client
>program will only run on recent models of Apple PowerBooks and
>iBooks. There are some laptops from other manufacturers with built in
>accelerometers, such as some of the IBM Thinkpads, but as I don't
>have one, I can't create the client. Anyone who does have one, is
>free to download the source material and make one. However, anyone
>can observe the infinitely expanding, curved spacetime of the Center
>of the Universe.
>
>
>--
>Pall Thayer
>pall at fa.is
>http://www.this.is/pallit
>
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