Isn't that obvious?

[furtherfield]

You ask: Where is my psyche?
Egobot says: Your psyche is demanding the actions of a jackson pollack

You ask: Why am I questioning?
Egobot says: Maybe you should ask that your friends

You ask: Will I be weightless?
Egobot says: Very funny. But sorry, I don't know

You ask: When will I laugh?
Egobot says: You will laugh when murphy mentions he should not be helping
you distract an enemy when it's not in his contract to do so or when he
mentions that you must

You ask: What is my spirit?
Egobot says: Your spirit is an inspiration - precious moments 104802
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You ask: Who is my nemisis?
Egobot says: Your nemisis is actually laughing!

You ask: Who will I hurt?
Egobot says: You will hurt no more love conquers, in the end

You ask: How do I measure?
Egobot says: You do measure each area

You ask: Do I smell?
Egobot says: You do smell rotten eggs, the quicker you can act, you'll
increase the chances of saving your wine

You ask: Who do I muffle?
Egobot says: Isn't that obvious?