Fw: :<)))) OUT OF THE MOUTH OF BABES

[Andrej Tisma]

Sent: Wednesday, July 02, 2003 8:12 PM
Subject: :<)))) OUT OF THE MOUTH OF BABES


> US Attorney General John Ashcroft was visiting an elementary school.
> After fifteen minutes speaking he says: 'I will now answer any questions
you
> have.'
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> Bobby stands up and says: 'I have four questions':
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> 1. How did Bush win the election with fewer votes than Gore?
> 2. Why haven't you caught Osama bin Laden?
> 3. Why are you using the American Patriot Act to limit civil liberties?
> 4. Where are the weapons of mass destruction in Iraq?
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> Just then the bell goes and the kids rushed out to play. Upon returning,
Mr
> Ashcroft said: "I am sorry we were interrupted. I will answer any
questions
> you have.'
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> A little girl called Julie stands up and says: 'I have six questions':
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> 1. How did Bush win the election with fewer votes than Gore?
> 2. Why haven't you caught Osama bin Laden?
> 3. Why are you using the American Patriot Act to limit civil liberties?
> 4. Where are the weapons of mass destruction in Iraq?
> 5. Why did the bell ring twenty minutes early?
> 6. Where is Bobby?
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