[CupcakeKleidoscope] CUPCAKE KALEIDOSCOPE # 18 4/15/03

cupcakekaleidoscope chris at electrichands.com
Mon Apr 14 18:39:28 CEST 2003


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CUPCAKE KALEIDOSCOPE # 18 4/15/03
Newsletter from Cor[porat]e [Per]form[ance] Art[ists]

Publisher & Executive Editor - joseph and donna 

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TABLE OF CONTENTS

A LITTLE CONTROVERSY
THE NAKED AND THE RED
NOMAD UPDATE
EXPERIENCE THE BRONX
FLOWER EXPRESSIONS – PAINTINGS BY JOSEPH & DONNA
PERFORMANCE WEEKEND @ THE POINT MAY 15 & 16
KATE KENNEDY SPRING 2003 DANCE CONCERTS
FRIENDS OF BROOK PARK – ECO WALKING TOUR
CANOE THE BRONX RIVER
BRUCKNER BLVD ARTS ANTIQUE DISTRICT – SPRING FAIR
PULP AND PAPER
CONFERENCE:  WHERE IS AMERICA GOING?
DEMANDING THE DEATH PENALTY
WHAT LURKS IN THE RUINS?
OPENING OF INSTALL.EXE
AFTER IRAQ: PERPETUAL WAR AND A NUCLEAR WORLD
INVENTOR IMAGINES FUTURE PHONES
MAPPING PLANET AMERICA
WORKING CLASS WOMEN AS WAR HEROES
ARE WE DOOMED YET?
JIHUI - DIGITAL SALON 
DREAM CODE: PROGRAMMING LANGUAGES FOR QUANTUM COMPUTERS 
THE AIMS OF ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE:
FOR ALL YOU LEXIOPHILES 
IBM VOWS JAVA OFFICE
EVENT - MOUCHETTE.ORG
AUDIO COMPONENT OF THE DIGITALIS 2
THE NEW YORK DIGITAL SALON 10TH ANNIVERSARY CELEBRATION
POEM BY JOSEPH
POEM BY LEWIS LACOOK

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A LITTLE CONTROVERSY

We have created a controversy with some online artwork

Below are samples of two comments...others accuse us of violating the 
Geneva Convention. Others defend us. 

One writer says…. 
Trivialization of mass murder and human suffering so that Joseph 
McElroy can have the experience of being "shocked" out of his own 
apathy at the expense of others- much in line with his "flower" 
piece, but now he's added a caricature of sexuality into the mix- but 
no, really, it's all about making "art" with a "message." I wonder if 
you would like to show this piece to some 
Iraqi/Afghan/Palestinians who are feeling personally affected by 
their own lives, and you can explain to them how no, really, you're 
not just trying to get a higher jolt of electricity off of 
the "entertaining" "shock value" of their dead bodies, no really, 
it's art, guys, it's cool, it's cool, it's 
art.  Why aren't you getting a jolt of electricity out of your own 
death? Why do you have to get it from pissing on a pile of dead 
bodies thousands of miles away? But I have to say I really don't care 
to hear an answer, unfortunately I am not really willing to "go 
there" with you. Emails like this are one more bullshit delivery 
device for my I attempts to "save the world"- the same impulse that 
makes me leap to stop a rape in progress is what makes me write an 
email to "warn people" about your "art".  I am not going to do that 
anymore- the emails- because after these pieces I think it stands 
pretty blatantly clear, and nothing I could say would prove your 
retardation more than these pieces have already. It's not my job to 
protect people from you- it's yours. 


Another writer responds… 
I must admit I'm slightly mystified by your virulent reaction to 
Joseph's two recent pieces ( and you know that I'm not of the 'if it 
says it's art its brave/new/ and above criticism' brigade - I share 
for example some of your eloquently expressed concerns about the 
Mouchette pieces discussed on Rhizome last  week ).  Possibly we 
could argue about the execution of Joseph's pieces but I think their 
intent is in a pretty honorable line of Hogarth, Swift and more 
recently Grosz and John Heartfield.  Do you think we should reject 
for example  "A Modest Proposal" (Swift's satirical essay in which he 
proposed that the starving Irish should eat their children) on 
grounds of taste? Or on the grounds that the Irish peasants would not 
understand/ be offended by the piece? Now maybe you know something 
about Joseph that I don't  - I would certainly have some 
philosophical differences  with him, especially about the merits of a 
business oriented approach to things - but in my few dealings with 
him I've found him courteous, helpful and straightforward.  So 
personally until something comes along to change my mind I'll accept 
the pieces on face value as shocking (yes) but nevertheless perfectly 
legitimate pieces of anti war art in a long satirical tradition. 

Check out the works in question (graphic pictures) - but think about 
why you are clicking, and why we gave you this long exposition on the 
controversy.  Remember, titles are important and part of the piece. 

Jimmy can't seem to shoot the flowers… 
http://www.electrichands.com/flowers/jimmy
Rub Linda and she might show you wonderland… 
http://www.electrichands.com/flowers/linda


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THE NAKED AND THE RED

Marc Cooper, The Nation
Led by a Boeing machinist-turned-nude dancer, Las Vegas strippers are
talking union.
http://www.alternet.org/story.html?StoryID=15581

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NOMAD UPDATE


Chant like a drum beat into my neck, near the nape.  Am I 
experiencing a spiritual moment?  

Joseph and Donna venture into Queens for a Buddhist Temple chant for 
peace.   We spoke in tongues (that is a foreign one), we listened, 
and we felt the energy & power of being in tune to another Buddhist 
temple through technology.  

We woke up with the sun shining through the bars on our window (the 
jail is our home, though not a place of corrections) and resolved to 
keep a commitment made days before…to visit a Buddhist temple for
the 
first time.  First we engaged in the cleansing ritual of morning, 
wiping layers away.  Then the ritual of New York transport…
locating 
automobile, gas-ing it up, locating destination directions, driving, 
arguing about turns, yelling at other motorists, finding destination, 
finding parking space, relaxation for that brief moment, behind the 
wheel, after the desperate fight is over. 

We arrived!  We walk to the front door and hear the drone of chanting 
(we are late).  We ring the bell.  No one answers.  We ring the bell. 
No one answers.  Are we to be frustrated after our trial?  No, we 
will first walk around the building.  We walk.  And find.  A temple. 
With a.  Nother door. Open and welcoming, through which we enter like 
pilgrims.  

There is a service.  It looks like a church!  We don't know why,
but 
we expected different.  But rows of steel chairs seem 
anticlimactic.   The chanting is different than singing.  No out of 
tune former barbershop singers belting out loud ugly notes.   It is 
rapid and recursive, impossible to follow in the book given to us by 
our friend Anja.  Anja is a spirited artist of our recent 
acquaintance.  This is her temple.  Her sanctuary.  Her change of 
life.  We appreciate and respect her sharing with us.  She shared 
with us how to hold and the meaning of the beads.  The beads with 
little braids.  They must cross.  

We finish chanting.  We listen to broken English sermon.  Preaching 
does not enthrall us.  However, we pay our respects.  We try to 
listen and not sleep.  We try to listen and not fidget. We try to 
listen and not snore.  We are reasonably successful.  

The service is over, like a tiebreaker round of golf - suddenly.  We 
move to a local diner (along with Anja and another friend Richard), 
eat pastrami and coleslaw. We talk art and politics.  We feel quite 
nice.

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EXPERIENCE THE BRONX

DON'T MISS THE GARDEN OF JOSEPH & DONNA 
FLOWER EXPRESSION – PAINTINGS FOR THE SPRING

The garden of joseph & donna, first planted at The Chase bank located 
at 137th St and 3rd Ave, is now spreading in The Bronx.  We are 
excited to share our garden with the Chase banking community and will 
be spreading this series to Giovanni's Pizza located @ 2628 Third
Ave-
the corner of 141st St as well as Beauty Palace located @ 304 Willis 
Ave-the corner of 140th St.  We are very excited about planting these 
gardens and enjoy this opportunity to extend flowers that are shared 
with everyone. 

PERFORMANCE WEEKEND – May 16 & 17 @ THE POINT

THE RETURN OF THE CULT OF THE COR[PORAT]E [PER]FORM[ANCE] 
CLEAN[SING] RITUAL

Corporate Performance Artists will be performing this piece again.  
For all of you who missed us the first time, we would like to share 
this critically acclaimed piece with you.  For those who attended our 
February evening of performances, we look forward to this opportunity 
to bring you  a new piece we will presenting this weekend, B[AL]ANCE.

Mark your calendars and tell your friends.  The weekend of Fri May 16 
& Sat May 17 is  PERFORMANCE ART WEEKEND IN THE BRONX.  Each night, 
starting at 8pm, will be an evening to feast on dance, song, music, & 
audience participation.  We will be presenting a  new collaborative 
piece, B[AL]ANCE.  This new piece allows us the opportunity to 
present 2 players members of CORPORATE PERFORMANCE ARTISTS – 
GERALDINE ARTIAGA AND NAA KOSHIE MILLS.  

The Point  (www.thepoint.org) is located @ 940 Garrison Avenue and 
convenient to reach by subway. Take the 6 train to Hunts Point 
Avenue. Walk under the Bruckner Expressway (right in front of you 
when you exit the train station onto Hunts Point Avenue) and make a 
right turn at the first light onto Garrison Avenue. THE POINT is on 
the corner of Garrison and Manida Street (the first street on your 
left walking on Garrison). 

For advanced ticket purchases go to www.corporatepa.com/adsponsor

For more info, please contact donna at corporatepa.com or call 646-279-
2309

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KATE KENNEDY SPRING 2003 DANCE CONCERTS 

Fri & Sat April 18 & 19 @ 8pm ($12) 

BAAD! Bronx Academy of Arts & Dance 
841 Barretto Street (btwn Garrison & Lafayette)
The Bronx (Hunts Point), NY
(718) 842-5223 

#6 to Hunts Point Avenue--see below for link to MAP & full directions 
by car/bus/subway and a note to TANGO DANCERS.  Kate will be 
performing in works by Keila Cordova as part of the Boogie Down Dance 
Series. 

These evenings will include 2 premieres: The Weather Project 
questioning whether meteorologists and forecasters are modern day 
shamans, and Three Words, which looks at seduction and language. 
Also, see Kate revive her role in the extended version of Is This 
Sweet. (Excerpts were previously presented as works-in-progress at 
2002's BAAD Ass Women festival at BAAD!, and at the DUMBO Art Under 
the Bridge festival at White Wave.) The piece explores rock and roll, 
celebrity, and the tightrope walk of creativity, romance, sexual 
tension and violence featuring a Tina Turner goddess figure. 

Performers: Carlota de Cardenas, Cordova, Kate Kennedy, Safiya 
Martinez, Mariko Shibata, Brandt Wagner, Rebecca Wender and special 
guests: Malin Alegria, Lisa Ascalon, and Dexter Collins--in her 
farewell NYC performance.

Map & Directions by subway/bus/car:
www.bronxacademyofartsanddance.org/directions.htm

**Note to TANGO DANCERS**:  There will be a group of Kate's
friends 
dancing at Chelsea Market Milonga on Saturday 4/19 who will be either 
carpooling, taking taxis, or riding the #6 up to the Bronx about 
7PM.  Give yourself a little extra time if you're taking the
subway 
from the west side, but it's a quick ride via car/taxi.  

Kate Kennedy's Website www.geocities.com/katekennedydance


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FRIENDS OF BROOK PARK – ECO WALKING TOUR

When:  Sunday April 20, 2003

Where:  Brook Park 141st St & Brook Ave.  
Tour will be leaving from Brook Park @ 8am

Join the Friends of Brook Park for an eco walking tour of the 
waterfront and other important sites in the area.  Come and learn 
about the history, pollution, and revitalization efforts of the Mott 
Haven and Port Morris Areas.  RSVP 718-401-3616

Directions:  Take the #6 subway to Brook Ave, the intersection of 
138th St and Brook & walk 3 blocks north.  For more info, please call 
718-401-3616 or email brookpark141 at hotmail.com

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CANOE THE BRONX RIVER

When:  Saturday April 26, 2003 11am –3pm

Where:  The Cement Plant Park located on West Chester Ave btwn 
Whitlock and Bronx River Avenues.  

Explore the estuary and the mouth of the river as it merges into the 
East River and Long Island Sound.  This adventure departs from and 
returns to the Cement Plant Park.  

Please call Angela Randall at 718-430-1846 for more information and 
to reserve a seat and a paddle.

Bronx River Alliance
1 Bronx River Parkway
Bronx, NY 10462
www.bronxriver.org

Tel: 718.430.4665
Fax: 718.430.4658
bronxriverinfo at parks.nyc.gov

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BRUCKNER BLVD ART & ANTIQUES DISTRICT – SPRING FAIR
Saturday May 31, 2003

Join the art & antiques district along the Bruckner Blvd, between 
Willis and Alexander Avenues, as they celebrate spring in The Bronx.  
On Sat 5-31-03 from 10am to 5pm local artists & antique dealers will 
open their establishments, exhibit their fine collectibles, and 
invite all to walk along the Bruckner Blvd, which will be closed to 
traffic during this spring fair, to experience antiquing and art 
collecting in The Bronx.  

Vendors are also welcome.
  
For more info please contact Evonn Stapleton, SOBRO 718-292-3113

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PULP AND PAPER

NURTUREart Non-Profit, Inc. and TheDrillingCompany Present

PULP-  An Investigation of Contemporary Artists' Use of Paper
An Exhibition Of Fine Art Accompanying The Play, PAPER

Curated by Dana Shea, Guest Curator, NURTUREart Non-Profit, Inc.

Artists: Fred Holland, Paul Katzen and Zen

When:  Exhibition Dates:  April 12 - 27, 2003
Opening Reception - Saturday, April 12, 2003 9:30 - 10:30 p.m., 
following the play-PAPER which starts @ 8pm

Where:  78th Street Theatre Lab
236 West 78th Street (Off Broadway), New York City

Directions:  The #1 subway - and the #9 at certain hours - and the M 
104 bus bring you to the corner of W. 79th St. and Broadway.  The 
theatre is one block south, on W. 78th St. a few doors east of Bway. 
(next to the neon sign of a comedy club.) 

Theatre  phone: 212.873.9050 -leave message & your phone number for a 
return call

 
For more information visit www.nurtureart.org
Exhibition & Enrichment Event www.nurtureart.org 212.795.5566
Tickets to the Play, PAPER: 212.414.7717

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CONFERENCE:  WHERE IS AMERICA GOING?

That question is the topic of "American Spirit, Values & Power: 
Resisting 'Empire,' Affirming Our Vision," a conference presented by 
CUNY Graduate Center and the NY Open Center and cosponsored by 
AlterNet, the Nation, YES!, Utne, Mother Jones, WBAI radio, 
Resurgence and others. Among the many speakers are Nina Utne, Don 
Hazen, Jee Kim, Don Rojas, Carl Anthony,
Sarah Ruth Van Gelder, Ralph Nader, Jerry Mander, Charlene Spretnak, 
Rigoberta Menchu, Peggy Shepard, Satish Kumar, John Mohawk, Baldemar 
Velasquez, Kirkpatrick Sale and Stanley Aronowitz. The event is May 2-
4 at CUNY Graduate Center, New York. To register or for more 
information call (212) 817-8215, email continuinged at gc.cuny.edu or 
visit the website:
http://www.opencenter.org/amconf.html/

 
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DEMANDING THE DEATH PENALTY

U.S. Attorney General John Ashcroft has overruled his own attorneys 
at least 28 times to impose a death sentence. Twenty-five of those 
defendants were minorities.
In Rights & Liberties: http://www.alternet.org/rights

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WHAT LURKS IN THE RUINS?
 
The vision of a democratic oasis in the desert of Muslim despotism is 
appearing more and more a mirage.
http://www.alternet.org/story.html?StoryID=15607

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OPENING OF INSTALL.EXE

INSTALL.EXE, by pioneering net art duo JODI, is the first US 
exhibition for the artist collaborative. This is also the first 
exhibition program at Eyebeam under the direction of their new 
Curatorial Chair, Benjamin Weil.

The opening reception will be on Monday, April 21, from 6-8 PM at 
Eyebeam's space in Chelsea, located at 540 21st Street between
10th 
and 11th Avenues. We sincerely hope that you will join Eyebeam and 
the artists for this reception. 

We hope that you will be able to list this important event. Please 
feel free to contact me at 212-675-1800 for additional information 
and/or images on INSTALL.EXE.

Best Regards,

Annette Gallo
Blue Medium

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AFTER IRAQ: PERPETUAL WAR AND A NUCLEAR WORLD

While Syria is undoubtedly the prime candidate for the next "war of 
liberation," the lasting effect of Iraq will be rapid and widespread 
nuclear proliferation.
http://www.alternet.org/story.html?StoryID=15601


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INVENTOR IMAGINES FUTURE PHONES

Cell-phone inventor Martin Cooper visualizes a miniaturized cell 
phone that fits behind his ear, automatically dials out when he 
thinks about calling someone, and notifies him of incoming calls with 
a tickle instead of a ring. Cooper believes the next big advancement 
in the wireless industry...
http://www.kurzweilai.net/email/newsRedirect.html?newsID=1815&m=4905

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MAPPING PLANET AMERICA

War on Iraq is not about fueling our SUV's as much as it is getting 
leverage over China and the EU to prevent "the rise of a great-power 
competitor," as the neocons say.
*In War on Iraq: http://www.alternet.org/waroniraq/


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WORKING CLASS WOMEN AS WAR HEROES

Both our new female war heroes come from hometowns fighting their own 
economic battles, where joining the military is both a first choice 
and a last resort.
http://www.alternet.org/story.html?StoryID=15555

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ARE WE DOOMED YET?

The computer-networked, digital world poses enormous threats to 
humanity that no government, no matter how totalitarian, can stop. A 
fully open society is our best chance for survival. New rules for a 
society of wizards are being proposed and implemented every day. In 
recent times, a leading...
http://www.kurzweilai.net/email/newsRedirect.html?newsID=1823&m=4905

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JIHUI - DIGITAL SALON 

presents Grahame Weinbren 

Friday, April 18, 2003 7 PM 
@ Parsons Center for New Design 
55 West 13th Street, 9th Fl. 
New York, NY 10011 
Live Webcast @ http://agent.netart-init.org starts 7pm EST. 

Grahame Weinbren's talk, titled "In the Ocean of Streams of Stories," 
is centered on the problematics of interactivity. What expressive 
possibilities does it open? How is it connected with concepts of non-
and multi-linearity? Is the notion of interactive narrative a useful 
one, or is it no more than old wine in new bottles? What are the 
psychological and ideological implications of interactivity? Weinbren 
will discuss and present his own projects in the light of these 
questions, which take on a particular currency as computer interfaces 
are increasingly integrated into our environments, from toys and 
games, to kitchen gadgets, to advanced weapons of warfare. 

Grahame Weinbren has worked in film and video since the early 1970s 
and was one of the first artists to incorporate interactivity with 
the moving image in the work The Erl King (1983-86). His interactive 
cinema installations have been exhibited internationally since 1984. 
TUNNEL (2000), a large scale interactive environment, was made in 
collaboration with architect James Cathcart for a disused coal-mine 
in the Ruhr Valley, and his three-screen interactive cinema 
installation Frames, based on the first photographs of mental 
patients, was commissioned by the NTT/ICC in Tokyo for its 1999 
Biennial. Frames was recently exhibited in "Interactive Legends" at 
the Kitchen in New York. Weinbren's documentary film George, made in 
collaboration with Henry Corra, was broadcast in 2000 on HBO. 
Weinbren has been an editor of the Millennium Film Journal since 
1985, and his writings on cinema, new technology, and media art have 
been widely published. He is on the faculty of the graduate division 
of the School of Visual Arts and has recently been a visiting artist 
in the Department of Visual and
Environmental Studies at Harvard.  

jihui (the meeting point), a self-regulated digital salon, invites  
all interested people to send ideas for discussion/performance/etc.  
jihui is where your voice is heard and your vision shared.  jihui is 
sponsored by the Digital Design Department and Center for New Design 
@ Parsons School of Design jihui is organized by agent.netart 
(http://agent.netart-init.org), 

a joint public program by NETART INITIATIVE and INTELLIGENT AGENT

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DREAM CODE: PROGRAMMING LANGUAGES FOR QUANTUM COMPUTERS 

Researchers are already trying to work out how to write programs for 
almost non-existent quantum computers, in the belief that learning 
how to do so might help engineers to design the computers in useful...
http://www.kurzweilai.net/email/newsRedirect.html?newsID=1814&m=4905

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THE AIMS OF ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE:
 
What does an artificial intelligence do with itself after it has 
become self-aware? The goals of an AI might be (1) survive the 
present universe's demise and (2) preserve the human species in its 
current mental state within a huge simulation as a yardstick of what
biologically evolved self and... 
http://www.kurzweilai.net/email/newsRedirect.html?newsID=1806&m=4905

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FOR ALL YOU LEXIOPHILES 

1. A bicycle can't stand alone because it is two-tired. 
2. What's the definition of a will? It's a dead giveaway. 
3. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. 
4. A backward poet writes inverse. 
5. In democracy it's your vote that counts; In feudalism it's your 
count that votes. 
6. She had a boyfriend with a wooden leg, but broke it off. 
7. A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion. 
8. If you don't pay your exorcist you get repossessed. 
9. With her marriage she got a new name and a dress. 
10. Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat 
minor. 
11. When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds. 
12. The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered. 
13. A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in 
Linoleum Blownapart. 
14. You feel stuck with your debt if you can't budge it. 
15. Local Area Network in Australia: the LAN down under. 
16. He often broke into song because he couldn't find the key. 
17. Every calendar's days are numbered. 
18. A lot of money is tainted. 'Taint yours and 'taint mine. 
19. A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat. 
20. He had a photographic memory which was never developed. 
21. A plateau is a high form of flattery. 
22. The short fortune-teller who escaped from prison was a small 
medium at large. 
23. Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the 
end. 
24. When you've seen one shopping center you've seen a mall. 
25. Those who jump off a Paris bridge are in Seine. 
26. When an actress saw her first strands of gray hair, she thought 
she'd dye. 
27. Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead to know basis. 
28. Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses. 
29. Acupuncture is a jab well done. 
30. Marathon runners with bad footwear suffer the agony of defeat. 


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IBM VOWS JAVA OFFICE

IBM is to bundle server-side, Java-based office suite in with in its 
WebSphere portal, according to CRN. It's a shot against Microsoft, 
and Sun Microsystems too.

http://www.theregister.co.uk/content/4/30227.html

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EVENT - MOUCHETTE.ORG

Franklin Furnace and Postmasters Gallery are delighted to announce 
their collaboration in support of the latest form of the longstanding 
and highly successful Net Art project, mouchette.org.  This occasion 
marks the first event of Franklin Furnace's FUTURE OF THE PRESENT 
2003 residency program.

Mouchette is the Net-based alter-ego of an anonymous artist whose 
actual identity is a closely guarded secret.  Mouchette is a very 
young artist (not yet 13) who created her own website in October of 
1996. Since then, she has taken part in numerous art manifestations, 
exhibitions and events in the artworld, and created a new part of her 
website each time. Mouchette has held a very important presence 
within the NetArt community and has lectured and appeared 
(anonymously) extensively in online and offline events and 
publications.

The power of the Mouchette persona, and its ability to insinuate 
itself in the real world was demonstrated recently when the widow of 
Robert Bresson, director of the 1967 motion picture from which the 
contemporary Mouchette took her name and some part of her 
inspiration, brought the influence of the French Société des
Auteurs 
et Compositeurs Dramatiques to bear in seeking to censor part of 
Mouchette?s site.  Ironically, it is demonstrated equally well by the 
immediate response of a host of Mouchette?s Net-based 
admirers, who cheerfully made the material available on their own 
sites, thus actually increasing its accessibility.

On Easter Sunday, April 20, the seven-year-old Mouchette project 
changes forever.  The artist who created and maintains the website 
mouchette.org has decided that they are ready to meet their public, 
reveal their identity, and talk about their motives and intentions.  
This remarkable event will take place in a live environment 
especially constructed with New York artist Anakin Koenig at 
Postmasters Gallery, 459 West 19th Street (at 10th Avenue) New York, 
NY 10011, between 3 and 5 in the afternoon.

Even more remarkably, for personal reasons Mouchette will give away 
the website.  The Postmasters Gallery event will provide an 
opportunity to recruit someone to take it over. Not only will 
visitors meet the present artist behind the web character, they might 
also get to be the next one!

Obviously anyone thinking of taking the site over and becoming the 
new Mouchette should be there that afternoon, as the present 
Mouchette wants to meet you in person.

THE FUTURE OF THE PRESENT is Franklin Furnace's artist residency 
program, 
founded in 1998 when Franklin Furnace transformed itself from a real 
to a virtual entity.  Franklin Furnace offers artists an honorarium 
and a residency to create "live art on the Internet" facilitated by 
Franklin Furnace, for a 2-4 month duration at a physical or online 
venue appropriate to the artists' work.
 
Click http://www.franklinfurnace.org/links03.html
 
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AUDIO COMPONENT OF THE DIGITALIS 2

The audio component of the Digitalis 2: The Spiritual in Digital Art 
exhibition is now launched on the Digitalis website at  
http://www.ddas.ca/ddas . Please look in the Artist Interviews and 
Content section at the bottom of the main page.

You can either tune in to ongoing random streams of sound work and 
interviews, or select individual interviews and sound works. Some of 
the artists replied to the interview questions by email, and that is 
also included on the site.

Digitalis 2: The Spiritual in Digital Art is an exhibit of digital  
prints and interactive work currently in its final week at the  
Evergreen Cultural Centre in Coquitlam, BC, Canada. Digitalis audio  
will remain on the DDAS website as a document of the show.

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THE NEW YORK DIGITAL SALON 10TH ANNIVERSARY CELEBRATION

Vectors: Digital Art of Our Time Exhibition

April 22 – May 25, 2003

World Financial Center Courtyard Gallery
220 Vesey Street
Tuesday, Wednesday, Friday 11am-6pm; Thursday 11am-8pm;
Saturday & Sunday 12-5pm; closed Monday


To celebrate its 10th anniversary, The New York Digital Salon invited 
a group of new media curators from around the world to create an 
international survey of digital art. They were asked to select 
benchmark works that have changed the course of new media art and 
music history. The results were published in a special issue of 
Leonardo, the Journal of the International Society for the Arts, 
Sciences and Technology.  This exhibition contains a selection of 
those works, along with a timeline of the history of digital art, 
presented from both an artistic and technical viewpoint. The goal of 
this exhibition is to help define digital art's place in contemporary 
art history.

Co-presented by the New York Digital Salon and The World Financial 
Center Arts & Events Program. 


Digital Art and Culture Symposium

Tuesday & Wednesday, April 22 & 23, 2003

MoMA Film at The Gramercy Theatre
127 East 23 Street (at Lexington Avenue)

Free and open to the public.

Registration required:
register at nydigitalsalon.org

For information/schedule of events, please visit or call 212.592.2582.

An in-depth exploration of digital art practice today. Panel 
discussions on media art look at the role of artists as programmers, 
new uses of space, theory of aesthetics, narrative and sound.

Organized by Bruce Wands, Director, and Renee Schacht, Assistant 
Director, New York Digital Salon; and Barbara London, Associate 
Curator and Laurence Kardish, Senior Curator, Department of Film and 
Media, The Museum of Modern Art, Supported by the Rockefeller 
Foundation, National Endowment for the Arts, New York State Council on
the Arts, and the School of Visual Arts.



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POEM

Strawberry Eater
by joseph

A large, lounge chair, 
contains a shock of hair, 
left from a fanciful 
man cutting his locks, 
to express his distaste 
with the inferior 
taste of the 
strawberries. 

Poor man, 
he is now bald 
in the company of
his lounge act 
pack of friends, 
who do not 
laugh, but instead 
commence to cut 
their hair as well. 

Secretly, the man 
is pleased at the 
state of his crowd, 
and at the next 
gathering 
expresses his 
pleasure by 
ordering 
strawberries. 


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POEM

The Best Part of Classical Conditioning is Salivating When I Hear 
Your Name
By Lewis LaCook

Dawn wads up some
crepescular negritude,
like finding John Brown's body bruised
back into the hollows of your dreams. He'll just
give you Mingus' number; 

porkpie hat cocked soddenly cheerful
in the surprise snow of March passing.
Out on the
white house
lawn,

Dawn sheds her dress in flirty
ripples of prodigal light. Aime
Cesaire and Georges Braque
count the spirals on a notebook
of misplaced real estate, where

misplaced people fight an invasion
of strip malls. They'll always win, just
won't notice it. You lie back
in your leopardskin pillbox chair,

dawn nodding out on morning's
solipsistic shoulder, and let me
calculate through your veins
these seconds before water

slaps us in the eyes
to wake us up.





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