Crime

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American jails are stuffed to the gills, with the wait for law libraries and
weight lifting gyms approaching 45 minutes in some prisons. But
the Silly Party has a solution to EMPTY OUR PRISONS of dangerous felons!
Having done exhaustive research consisting of thumbing
through an almanac while sitting on the john, members of the Silly Party
Think Tank have located a perfect repository for America's least
wanted. It's Kerguelen, a remote island in the southern Indian Ocean.
Scarcely inhabited but nearly as large as the island of Hawaii, its
rocky, windswept, but unfrozen shores will greet repeat offenders deemed too
noxious to ever return to America's streets. (While the island
is, technically, owned by the French, they could likely be persuaded to part
with it in return for, say, the removal of Euro Disney).

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by Alan Meiss http://www.aaaugh.com/meiss/humor/sparty1.html