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[Andrej Tisma]

WHITEHOUSE.ORG NEWS BULLETIN
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                       Public Announcement Clarifying Ongoing Development of the President's Israel Policy  
                       
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                       President Promotes Compassionate Conservatism to Poor, Colored, Crack-Addicted Death Row Inmates  
                       
                       Press Briefing by the President Celebrating the Triumph of French Democracy  
                       
                       Remarks by the President Regarding His Private Meetings with Saudi Arabiac Crown Prince Abdullah  
                       
                       Bush Administration Staffers Offer Fond Farewell Wishes to Senior Advisor Karen Hughes  
                       

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