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[claudia westermann]

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Re: Saturday

                       did you cheat ?


In second grade I got the best grades in my class, and was extremely 
polite and well-behaved. That's why my fellow students were shocked 
when I perfected the art of making farting noises by cupping my hand 
in my underarm and rapidly squeezing. I could do it so 
surreptitiously that my teacher never guessed the source. In 
retrospect, I regard this as a sign of great wisdom. It was a 
recognition that being good all the time can be dangerous to one's 
mental health; that we all have a dark side that needs to be 
exercised now and then. I found a way to rebel against my glossy 
image without doing harm to myself or anyone else. Learn from my 
example. In the coming weeks, find or create a safe place for your 
evil twin to get its yayas out: something resembling a gym or playpen.


hm ...

>just because
>Au-

oui,
claudia