"I-I-I choose... I-I-I choose... both!" -Towelie

[Don Hopkins]

Q: between truth + paradise, which do you choose +?

A1: To quote a cheesy Rush song, "If you choose not to decide, you still
have made a choice. 

A2: To quote South Park's Towelie, "I-I-I choose... I-I-I choose...
both!"

	-Don

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GS-401: [walks in on an adjacent catwalk and sees Towelie with the boys
hanging] What are you doing?  

Towelie: Get away from me, you evil towel!  

GS-401: Towelie, listen to me. Let them go. Drop them.  

Towelie: No way! They're my friends!  

GS-401: They aren't your friends! Humans have ruined the planet, killed
off their own environment! Their time is over. It is the towels' turn
now.  

Kyle: [swings closer] I've almost got it!  

GS-401: You're going to let them go, Towelie! Because... I know your
weakness. [holds out a joint. Towelie looks at it longingly] Here. Yoiu
can reach it. Come on, Towelie! How long has it been since you've had a
nice burn, huh?! Twenty, thirty seconds?!  

Stan: [feels Towelie slip] Aw, crap!  

GS-401: You're going to have to choose between their lives, and, getting
high.  

Towelie: You asshole.  

Cartman: Towelie, don't let go of us, you God-damned towel! Kyle's
almost there!  

GS-401: Come, Towelie! Make your decision!  

Towelie: I-I-I choose... I-I-I choose... both! [Stan is shocked at the
answer. Towelie stretches enough to take a puff while holding on to the
boys, then slips enough for Kyle to succeed]  

Kyle: I got it! [grabs the GameSphere. Towelie pulls himself and the
boys up to the catwalk in front of a door. An explosion behind GS-401
sends it into the air]  

GS-401: Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! [floats down into the acid and disintegrates]


Stan: Come on, guys. Let's go play video games!  

Kyle, Towelie: Alright!  

Cartman: Hooray!